Wednesday, March 30, 2011
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SUNGLASSES
Can make or break da maine
If you bought your sunglasses at a service station
not only are you a cunt
but everyone knows where you bought those peice of shit terminator goggle specs.
spend some money and you could go either way
this depends highly on how much of a twat you are to begin with
i.e. some self professed sick cunt with calvin klein underwear and a haircut to match.
he can spend all he wants.
but everyone knows how much cock he gags on.
sick cuuunt: "oh oh i drive a ferrrarrii"
anyway,put on some sunglasses.
sick cuuunnt:"ferrraaarrrii"
dude
sick cunt:..?
and then I paid the gay hooker that happened to be next to me to shelf his head.
she really touched me, she got her finger in and poked it while it was beating.
She laughed and told me her vibrator could beat faster than my puny prune of a heart.
There I lay.. broken and depressed with a big cut in my chest full of that bitches germs and she walked out.
I knew she had to be in an affair with super man.
I was sad until I thought about it.
super strength and all that shit
People always sayin' dont fuck with superman
I never realised it meant dont FUCK superman.
he tore that bitch in half.
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