As one can imagine, I was speechless, the bear had intersected me in a quiet alleyway on my way to have a sneaky midday spliff. 

nice white balance faggot

micheal.

What kid? diamond 2-2 grand.

SUNGLASSES

Can make or break da maine

If you bought your sunglasses at a service station

not only are you a cunt

but everyone knows where you bought those peice of shit terminator goggle specs.

spend some money and you could go either way

this depends highly on how much of a twat you are to begin with

i.e. some self professed sick cunt with calvin klein underwear and a haircut to match.

he can spend all he wants.

but everyone knows how much cock he gags on. 

sick cuuunt: "oh oh i drive a ferrrarrii"

anyway,put on some sunglasses.

sick cuuunnt:"ferrraaarrrii"

dude

sick cunt:..?

and then I paid the gay hooker that happened to be next to me to shelf his head.

Medusa got titties fo' pokin eyes out fool.

'whu fu-...?'